Mmmm Man Candy

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. The eyes. But not just the fact that they’re gorgeous, shifting from blue to green and beckoning you to rip your shirt off. It’s the lush lashes and the heavy brows. They give him this air of intensity that draws you in and takes you hostage.
2. His adam’s apple. Goddamn you just wanna latch onto his throat like a vampire. Prominent adam’s apples are sexy. Maybe it’s the blatant reminder of manliness or maybe it’s just how it draws attention to that long neck sinking down onto those strong shoulders. Whatever it is - his adam’s apple is hot.
3. The man can wear a suit. I mean he wears the fuck out of them, better than most other men could dream of. Makes you wanna kill somebody he knows just to see him at their funeral. No? Fine, it makes you want to marry him then.
4. He’s quiet. It just adds to that intensity he has from those eyes. He only talks when he has something to say and when he does it’s in a soft, calm tone and that’s fine by us as long as those things consist of ‘get naked’ and ‘come sit on my dick/face’ and ‘fuck you’re good’. Oh, and our names, of course. He can say all of those things in Japanese too. Umph.
5. He’s so hot that ain’t narry a brown girl alive that wouldn’t have ignored the swastika on his chest to get a piece of him in American History X. Now, to be able to pull that off? Means you’re damn sexy.