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whytheyrehot: Why He’s Hot: Why isn’t he hot? Have you looked at this GQ Mother Fucker? Those plump limps, those perfect teeth, those gorgeous eyes, that tan, lean physique. That sexy ass Irish accent. He’s proof that there is a God and that God loves women (and gay men). What else could possibly explain such a perfect creature among us? Speaking of eyes. Those eyes. Holy fuck. He just looks like he wants to ravage everything. Everyone. Over and over and over. I mean they just say “GET NAKED”. Shit, I got naked just looking for a photo to accompany this post. You know your fly is twitching. Shut up. He’s not just a pretty face: he’s actually a great actor and he can sing and dance on top of it. Dance like Elvis. Good hip action means a good fuck. Usually. He made out with Ewan McGregor. I’m sorry, that’s hot. Two words: The Tudors. You need to see it. No, seriously. You need to see it. It’s like porn, for women. Bet you a dollar you’re wet when it’s over.

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Why He’s Hot:

  1. Why isn’t he hot? Have you looked at this GQ Mother Fucker? Those plump limps, those perfect teeth, those gorgeous eyes, that tan, lean physique. That sexy ass Irish accent. He’s proof that there is a God and that God loves women (and gay men). What else could possibly explain such a perfect creature among us?
  2. Speaking of eyes. Those eyes. Holy fuck. He just looks like he wants to ravage everything. Everyone. Over and over and over. I mean they just say “GET NAKED”. Shit, I got naked just looking for a photo to accompany this post. You know your fly is twitching. Shut up.
  3. He’s not just a pretty face: he’s actually a great actor and he can sing and dance on top of it. Dance like Elvis. Good hip action means a good fuck. Usually.
  4. He made out with Ewan McGregor. I’m sorry, that’s hot.
  5. Two words: The Tudors. You need to see it. No, seriously. You need to see it. It’s like porn, for women. Bet you a dollar you’re wet when it’s over.
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